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Dental Plan

by Menagramo

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    8 pages booklet
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1.
you told me “Remember: they're the ones in suit and ties who ruined the world bro and not the ones like us with tattooed arms and piercings They don't know what they're missing” I told you Remember, if ink was something that connected us I'd be sharing your faithful views, your heart shaped eyes, your pure enchantment But I laugh at everything and you can't stand it You gotta remember I haven't planned anything out on my next levels I've been unsatisfied till I found love and friendship, and not a good job I'll surely remember that time we met I thought you were looking so older You looked at me like you would look to an engine failure, thanks for having kids for me Anyway fuck a lifetime in the same place, fuck the kids because it's time fuck the little house on prairie, fuck the movie on Friday night fuck generically listening to music 'cause they taught you so fuck a fancy place for cocktails, fuck being stuck in the same job for forty years until you get sick fuck the car and fuck the bank fuck “I'm trying to eat less meat” just because you think I care and fuck “i know a place that serves fish with no credit cards inside” I wanna see City Life burn like a cigarette the fire squad on strike when downtown is gone 'cause when you stop growing you start dying
2.
Alex was pointing his knife to our throats as a game He was having fun but I wasn't feeling the same the next day Mosquito beated him up with a stick and I found it hilarious I learned the truth about him when I was seventeen Because everybody stays “Nice jacket man, that's a hell of a mohawk If you need anything to smoke, just come with me” I answered “no man, I don't smoke weed” then a friend murmured “smart choice” I learned the truth about him when I was twenty-three Because everybody stays Jose sold all the cd's he borrowed from me Mark hit me with his scissors and Jody left Max didn't say a word and Sadie broke my heart I learned the truth about them when I was growing up Because everybody stays
3.
Balaclavas 02:21
Oh shit, again! could be the title of my memoirs Oh shit again why I don't I ever learn a lesson Here we go again with someone I thought I could trust for real You were already gone before you disappeared you adult springbreakers, you sunday risk-takers fuck your birthday party and birthday clowns after all the time time you were not around after that stench of chemicals got stuck in my beard I'm not yours wanna clean up? beer doesn't work You put the “fun” in “disfunctional” and “funeral” too and you know what, strangely enough I blamed myself too Like it was hard to make me feel I was the wrong one Like you ever cared or ever dared to just be honest you adult springbreakers, you sunday risk-takers fuck your birthday party and birthday clowns after all the time time you were not around after that stench of chemicals got stuck in my beard I'm not yours wanna clean up? beer doesn't work And everytime I end up lights up on my ceiling Trying to forgive or to forget instead of sleeping I wish I was like my anecdotes, like when I drink wine I wish I never needed help or you didn't see me crying you adult springbreakers, you sunday risk-takers fuck your birthday party and birthday clowns after all the time time you were not around after that stench of chemicals got stuck in my beard I'm not yours wanna clean up? beer doesn't work
4.
Chloracne 02:20
Leather boy's digging in his pockets he doesn't have enough for both a beer and a rocket I'm a honest motherfucker I hide waiting to spot a friend behind the bar and there's us we thought a place like that could never die you stupid middle class kids getting all scared for a couple of junkies go tell your friend the police and convince yourself you're keeping it safe and there's us we don't go watch the kids fights anymore they say that every place you leave will leave a scar just like chloracne just like chloracne it's there to stay they say that everywhere you leave will leave a scar just like chloracne it never goes away there's fire at the 22 landlord's on the phone asking everything's ok his lawyer comes next just to make sure he's not the one to blame and there's us it could have been so fucking worse that day some friends are getting sad and then some others don't care some friends handle me money but this one's on me and there's us we're not leaving a fucking ugly place ya know? hey say that every place you leave will leave a scar just like chloracne just like chloracne it's there to stay they say that everywhere you leave will leave a scar just like chloracne it never goes away and if regretting was a crime then I'm guilty so many years have passed me by so many years have passed me by and if regretting was a crime then arrest me I wish I never did that I wish I did that before hey say that every place you leave will leave a scar just like chloracne just like chloracne it's there to stay they say that everywhere you leave will leave a scar just like chloracne it never goes away
5.
Dental Plan 01:31
They say that I'm getting skinnier and skinnier and I'm ready for the swimming suit and I'm ready for the swimming suit They say that I'm getting skinnier and skinnier I feel ready for the fancy suit I feel ready for the wooden suit You're gonna miss me when I'll fly away I will be gone next month these days I'm not gonna make it through summer They say that I'm getting skinnier and skinnier I remind 'em of all my paychecks I remind 'em of all my paychecks It's not that bad getting skinnier and skinnier 'cuz it's easier to get through the doors they're fucking slamming on my face you're gonna miss me when I'll say goodbye but all you're giving me is cries so keep on crying oh Jesus if I had a dime for every counter offer I'd be living on the street
6.
May this vodka and campari choke me May this vodka and campari choke me up If I don't regret it, and if I don't wanna restart all my clocks May this gin and Campari burn my guts May this sweet little line help me find the right way May this Tennent's and whiskey drive my car 'Cause all this keeping inside will eventually bring to a cut to a hemorragy Dear brother I'm so sick and I'm sorry 'cuz I keep lying to you as I'm lying to myself Dear lover I'm so sorry and I'm sick 'cuz I'm lying to myself as I'm lying to you May the seventeenth beer be the lucky one may those cops and their cars fall of a bridge I was colouring everything, then I spilled black ink everywhere like a hemorragy Dear brother I'm so sick and I'm sorry 'cuz I keep lying to you as I'm lying to myself Dear lover I'm so sorry and I'm sick 'cuz I'm lying to myself as I'm lying to you They're pushing they're screaming sometimes they find way out they're starving, I hydrate them and put forks in their mouth THE DEMONS WE'RE TRYING TO HOLD INSIDE THEY COME OUT FOR DINNER AND EAT US ALIVE
7.
two months without money and what have you been up to? “You should call my accountant you can tell him I know you” who could imagine we'd grow to be just total strangers nothing to share, two different people and a different language two months without money but still hanging in there eyes full of compassion don't you know that shit happens who could imagine we'd grow to be just total strangers nothing to share, two different people and a different language no matter what we do away we are wasting a sign on my yearbook alumni wine tasting
8.
I know they're liars I know they're thieves I know they steal candies from kids I know they kidnap kids from schools I know they make and break the rules I know I know I know I don't need anything else to prove them wrong I know I know I know I don't wanna wait again for another own goal The floor is lava, the floor is fire the floor is basic human rights I know they hide behind those lies the rotten apple lullabies I know I know I know I don't need anything else to prove them wrong I know I know I know I don't wanna wait again for another own goal when a shark eats a kid or a mantis fucks and kills I don't call it a fucking scandal'cuz I know I know I know I know I know nothing is more suspicious than an open minded Pope nothing is more suspicious than a fascist who needs to talk nothing is more suspicious than a pig that doesn't squeal nothing is more suspicious, so why d'ya still believe?
9.
Chairs 02:02
Luke doesn't like the Ramones but I don't care at all he's like the greatest person I know We've been through a lot We learned what we've got ain't always enough When the shit hits the fan the others surrender while we go on and shower when shit hits the fan we'll teach them a lesson don't fuck with the bike punks WHEN LIFE HANDLES US CHAIRS WE FUCKING STAND UP WHEN LIFE HANDLES US CHAIRS WE FUCKING BURN THEM ONE BY ONE Luke didn't like his old job So he decided to quit and break out the shell he built up He's out to explore I couldn't love him any better When the shit hits the fan the others surrender while we go on and shower when shit hits the fan we'll teach them a lesson don't fuck with the bike punks WHEN LIFE HANDLES US CHAIRS WE FUCKING STAND UP WHEN LIFE HANDLES US CHAIRS WE FUCKING BURN THEM ONE BY ONE When you stop growing you start dying
10.
The police showed up my dreams Taught me a severe lesson with batons I woke up checking for bruises when it was only 2.39 then I focused on oxygen and how it made its way through my body Fell asleep and woke up at 3.00 When I started dreaming 'bout money well actually, payments I rolled on the side for the tenth time Then I realised I was short in time To write down a setlist for that show that's happening on 29th I don't care if today is the 12th Sleep's for the weak and art never dies Tomorrow's another day with pain in my bones and blood in my eyes Fuck, this can't be safe And I found myself thinking about the time I bowed down instead of making my way with a knife And then I argued with you all night long over things that happened like ten years ago and then I thought then I thought that life is all bills and no fun until you die you die
11.
My clock rings off at 6 AM again and my brake light needs to be repaired and there's always rent and bills to pay like it's all figured like it's a normal day can't you feel it's all a big mistake and nothing really happens this way? And there's no one here to stop our pain they look like throwing spare change and walk away I wish I could have stopped the world but I had to ask for permission to see you and I had to make phone calls to say goodbye to you No one in this wold seems to care about you you can't feed me hugs and act like nothing changed I wonder why the hell they didn't close the schools How didn't your life celebration made the headlines it's all wrong if you think I can do this that going on will ease our pain away I wish I could have stopped the world but I had to ask for permission to see you and I had to make phone calls to say goodbye to you No one in this wold seems to care about you when the pope died they cried for a month while this one never seemed to happen or at least only in our chests and it was more important than a million popes dying I REALLY WISH I DID SOME MORE MY DEAREST FRIEND I'VE TRIED TO BE THERE AS MUCH AS I COULD IT WAS SO HARD TO SEE YOU THAT WAY SAYING GOODBYE AND MEANING SO LONG
12.
Ground Zero 03:04
I've tried to prove myself that I ain't no piece of shit and I've tried to see the sun from a puddle on the street oh I've tried I've tried I've tried I've tried so bad I've tried to stretch my back and throw my chin up in the sky Just to find myself watching above from 2 ft 5 oh I've tried I've tried I've tried I've tried again you don't matter they don't give a shit about you Ground zero ain't got shit on me I've tried to prove myself that my art is at least fine then I look at all those pages I just slam-dunked in the fire they mean everything I do is a joke I can barely stand phone calls not to mention interviews I don't ask in supermarkets if I can't find any food And if they laugh at me they're right you don't matter they don't give a shit about you Ground zero ain't got shit on me Sometimes believe it or not two good looking eyes are not enough
13.
My legs were both broken and I asked me to dance and when the song was over I've been the worst of my friends I'm like watching a movie through the cracks in my hands will they teach me resilience? Will they just bleed to death? But as the sun dies and the town lights up I'm just 24 hours closer, 24 hours closer and sometimes I feel like I'm watching life x4 Sometimes I just feel nothing, sometimes I'm all about myself and I feel the same as the sun dies and the town lights up I'm just 24 hours closer, 24 hours closer It'll read on a stone, or a vase on shelf “He was nice to everybody, but himself”

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Here comes Dental Plan, Italy based punk rockers Menagramo second full-length album, out now on Wild Honey Records. Recorded in February 2024 at Toxic Basement Studio, just like the previous “Ribcage” (reprinted on vinyl by Wild Honey Records as “Menagramo”), Dental Plan includes 12 unreleased tracks plus a new version of Menagramo's old tune “Everything is still super horrible”. The whole formula stays simple, raw and melodic at the same time. The band remains faithful to the classic sound developed through the years: fast and melodic punk rock, played with acoustic guitar and washboard, with Wally and Enri's raspy vocals to shout out the concept of change and growth in adult life.

FFO: Against Me!, Leftover Crack, Get Dead, Cranford Nix, Lawrence Arms.

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released April 6, 2024

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